Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.

-Paul "Beautiful Girls"

"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat."

- Judge Smails

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

"That boy sure is a runnin fool!"

"No one puts Baby in the corner"

"We had good times. We had bad times. But we had times" Singles

"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket... the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." - Ricky Bobby - Taladega Nights

Here's Johnny!
-the Shining

"Your mom goes to college." -- Kip Dynamite

"It's all on the wheel... it all comes around."

"Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something." Caroline Harvey in Captain Ron

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!" Monty Python and th Holy Grail. Love it!

"Is butter a carb?"

"Thank you for playing should we - or should we not - follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"

"Nobody likes her very much..."

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."-Waynes World

"So much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it!"

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

"This is it! Don't get scared now!"- Home Alone

"Here's to looking at you, kid." - Casablanca

"Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your ass FACE!"
~Corky St. Clair, Waiting for Guffman

Wet Hot American Summer

Coop:

When we first started hanging out together, this morning, we were just friends; but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man - a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her and, yes, have sex with her; but no, seriously, Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual - all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you.

I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella. - Almost Famous

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"That rug really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

wise words from what is essentially a green, wrinkly Muppet. haha.

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

"Look you see, the cliffs of insanity!"

The Princess Bride

Cute line from "You've Got Mail":
"I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly."

Always loved that line.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." ~Ferris Bueller

From Clueless:

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse

Leave the gun. Take the canolli.

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke

just keep swimming! -finding nemo

Everyone who attends the film fest should check out Susy's Soup located in Tower City. They have the best soup in the city.

"I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

You'll shoot your eye out!